At work, there was a bloody tampon in one of the toilets today. I flushed it down. then laughed.

On Sunday, a couple of fellow employees told me I had to go into theatre numero uno. The Aviator is playing in that one. I walked in and there was a pair of grannie panties and one brown sock, just laying there next to the aisle. I put my hands over my mouth and repeated the words "HOLY SHIT" about 4 times. It was fantastic. It totally made my day. Mack and Andrea speculated what the sock was for, Mack said someone pooped in it and Andrea said it was "a make-shift condom." Gnar.